If you deny everything when someone accuses you of self love is that arguing the toss?

If you deny everything when someone accuses you of masturbating is that arguing the toss? New post from Cult Comedy's Guide to Everything

131 Humanity / Questions / Do Ventriloquists Masturbate with their Puppet on?

September 8th, 2010

Ever since Rod ‘down on all fives’ Hull allowed his pre-show cider to get the better of him and imposed a ten minute dromaius based porn show to a bunch of terrified 12 year olds in a mocked up Grotbags Castle at the Brighton Oasis, ventriloquists sexual attachment to their fabricated work colleagues have been bought into question.

Roger de Courceys decision to name his eye-spinning fuck-kitten Nookie Bear is the earliest example of the trend and as stories of backstage orgies with Terry Hall and Lenny the Lion appeared, as did the reports in the tabloids of widespread puppeteer masturbating. In the now-notorious deleted episode of Sooty from 1983, Mathew Corbett is clearly seen to be swaying slightly with his eyes half closed as Sweep was trying to build a model air craft before a dishevelled Sue appeared from below the desk with what can only be described as a fluffy panda pearl necklace. The only person who seemed to get away with this unnoticed was strange Indian performer Ramdas Padhye, simply because no-one could tell... read full article at www.cultcomedy.net