Another Astonishing Post

Another astonishing post from the always fabulous Cult Comedy and the Guide to Everything

127 People/Habits/Holocaust Deniers

September 1st, 2010

There are people who will deny anything. Whether it be telling an angry red-faced Catalonian in Covent Garden ‘No, I’m afraid I don’t know where

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 is’ or facing a wigged gentleman with the line ‘But obviously she looks younger in her uniform’ we’re all at it.

Some take it further than others. In 1984, 8 year old Wolverhamptonschoolboy Martin Fregold started the Holocaust Denier movement by shouting ‘No he didn’t, no he didn’t, no he didn’t’ over and over again during a war documentary in his history class. What started as a defiant display against primary school teacher Mr Warcombes rather bad mood ended in the thousands of Germans, Austrians and American UFO abductees entirely rejecting the Nazi treatment and slaughter of millions of jews during the third reich. It also led to Fregold getting detention, a letter being sent to his parents, a D on his History report and Fregold himself being bought up in front of a war crimes tribunal in Geneva and hanged as a traitor to humanity.

Other famous denying movements include the Saab Marketing Team, Lenny Henrys talent agent, Holocaust Denier Deniers, the Stoke on Trent appreciation society and the more generalised ‘Yeah, as if’ movement by 12 year old Annie Porter from Stockport. If she gets her way nothing will have ever happened and the whole world will be pulled screaming into a space/time tear the size of Vanessa Feltz.

SAAB marketing. You see the implication here is that driving a SAAB is like flying a fighter jet. Leet Fabric drives a P-Reg SAAB 900 SE (900 SE looks like goose). He says if flying a fighter jet is like driving a very comfortable woollen shoe then this advert is spot on.