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September 30th, 2010 | by admin |Contrary to popular media belief Bankers are heroes. Any one who works in finance is a hero, from the receptionist to the CEO.
If you eschew capitalism then you are not a hero but an enlightened being, because capitalism is the worst idea ever, but so ingrained in everything the world does it has become a necessary evil and anyone working in finance sucking the gristly, over engorged, flaccidly plump penis of Satan, particularly those at the front line trading and selling commodities, currencies, stocks and shares, derivatives and complex financial convections, taking the full force of the rancid ejaculate should be hailed as heroes.
Imagine being surrounded by stale, lifeless, soul drained drones, endlessly talking about the markets, speculating where a completely random concept, the market, will be in the future, with expressions of ‘looking at the chart, a channel has formed, and that looks like a head and bell end, I think you should buy, sell or hold. Do you see anything you like? Please give me some money so that I may get FED.’
Takes a hero to do that.
Imagine sitting in badly ventilated, recycled flatus invested rooms, in front of flickering screens emitting random nonsense and radiation, noise, constantly for 10 hours a day, having to listen to CNBC business channel twice; once from the television and again minutes later from the salesman or trader who now thinks the story is his idea.
Takes a hero to do that.
Imagine eating processed food, laden with unsaturated fats, salt, sugar and badness,
a life of hiding, a life of denying the changes, a life embracing normalcy bias, vulnerable to the slow moving well camouflaged predators, clinging to routine, self medicated with buckets of warm milk and caffeine replacing the depleted cortisol plunging them further into paralysis, drooped shoulders, their body folding into itself, craned neck and soft belly, a body in crisis, immune system and sex drive crashed, propped up by pain killers, cigarettes, alcohol, cocaine whilst typing meaningless emails at a salmonella invested keyboard. Takes a hero to do that.
To sacrifice his life so that others can have noble jobs, like doctors, scientists, health workers, nurses, school teachers, builders, mechanics. Jobs with meaning and vocation. No price can be put on this, no amount of money can compensate that level of life destruction. What bankers do is priceless.
And yet you listen to the beguiling politicians and their vicious monkey media whores and judge the bankers. Shame on you. Pity these wretched, skanky, appalling, insidious, shameful, sordid, wraiths, the undead, the autistic carrion of humanity.
And above all don’t call them names.
He is happy to destroy himself so that you might live – kind of like Jesus really.
That went terribly wrong too.
