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147 Race/Racial Stereo Types/Prostitutes

October 8th, 2010 | by admin |

Benedict Farse has finished his survey of the world’s median hookers and has concluded that National stereo types can be adequately described through their acquaintance; a country’s flavour can be experienced by their company, intuited by their touch, experienced by their frotting.

It all started in what Benedict thought was a Japanese noodle restaurant when he innocently asked for a Bukkake. He was quickly surrounded by 100 enthusiastic business men and quickly received more than his recommended daily allowance of protein. He concluded that the Japanese had their short comings but where on the whole polite and giving. In contrast the French are filthy, the Italians excellent at oral and wild waving hand relief, your German efficient with the quick in and out and the Swiss wont take chocolate money.

The good honest British Lady of the Night is indeed a bawdy Nell Gwen character that offers no nonsense penetration and a pat on the back for trying so hard.

The Swedes liked to be boring but more in an enlarging a hole kind of way,Norway liked it any way, Russians took there time, and Chinese had no chink in their armoury of techniques.

Never ask the Spanish to treat you like an animal, they’ll stick spears in you, beat you with a stick, set you on fire and then push you off a tower. (see 134 Humans/Races/The Spanish).

American harlots are loud, like to stick their noses into foreign parts and think a feltcher is someone who makes arrows. 

If one mentions Rimington Smyth-Knismesis(see 117 Humans/Jobs/Prostitution) every single Madame in the world will bow approval and give a 10% discount.

Bill Gates would never be able to conduct such a survey, he hasn’t got the balls. Benedict Farse has and they are big and achy. The time approaches, make that decision: Gates or Farse, Bill or balls.

 

Benedict cooling off his tremendous testes.