Cuthbert Breeze gets dark.

Cuthbert Breeze gets dark at Guide to Everything

135 Humans/Emotions/Happiness

September 14th, 2010

 

Happiness is a catastrophically overrated emotion and consequently almost everyone in the world is deeply unhappy. What is wrong with being not happy? Nothing at all. In fact it is a good place to be. But the television, advertising and religious agencies of the world tell you that happiness is good in order to sell their tawdry products.

Don’t worry, be happy- Wrong.

Don’t worry about not being happy – Right.

It is unnatural to be happy and should only be very rarely entertained, like when your best mate wins the lottery, or someone deserving gets the Noble Peace Prize instead of the usual war monger terrorists, or when a golfer gets struck by lightening.

A mild disgruntled annoyed is an Englishmen’s default position, a slightly bemused resentful the Welshmen’s favoured stance, and a psychotic, raging fury the Scotchman (“It’s Scots! Lets fuggin invade!” – QED). Embrace them.

What has happiness ever achieved? A bit of niceness for a while followed by crushing disappointment. Where as soul torturing sadness, the bleak emptiness, the type that makes you peel your skin and bathe in a salty, sulphuric acid bath just so you can feel something, the only way is up.

So next time you see someone happy, punch them in the face, you’ll be doing them a favour. And the next time you see someone on the ledge of a tall building shout ‘It’ll soon be over mate!’ You’ll be right one way or another. 

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Ha, you are in a dark place. Got to use it man, it’s the only way, look at hancock. Although that ended bad.” Leet Fabric to Cuthbertbert Breeze.

“Yeah it eventually spawned that devil’s jizz bubble David Mitchell” Cuthbert Breeze to Leet Fabric.