141 Puzzles/Mysteries/Originality
September 24th, 2010
There is an idea that nothing is original, nothing is new, and everything has been done before. Every joke, every ground breaking scientific idea, every song, every insult, and every way to slice angel cake has been done before. If you belief in an infinite universe then this will be true… eventually.
Clearly the big bang is rubbish, particle physics is ridiculous, and all science is horribly wrong, especially medicine. So lets stop with the nonsense of nothing is original and embrace the concept that the universe is rotating hypersphere, finite but unbounded. And then let’s abandon that idea just to keep us sharp and unfettered. And finally come to the correct conclusion that there is originality. For example if Venessa Feltz wearing a Jack Hargreaves beard (and I’m not saying she has but if she did…) rolled up to Stephen Hawking, forced him to wear Vera Duckworth’s under tackle, pissed into his gaping, astonished mouth as mis-direction to steal his battery and then pawned it in order to get some of her body parts back, then that would be fairly original. I doubt that has ever been done before or indeed written about. Not even in an infinite universe, because there would be a law about that kind of thing. One would hope.
This is also the most original, beautiful and complex example of a call back joke (see 136 Jobs/Finance/Pawn Brokers)
Saint Jack of Hargreaves. Handsome legend.
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